When I see these…
…I automatically think,"where's my hookah"
and I also think…
"it's HAMMERTIME"
But regardless, I broke down and did it. I bought a pair of harem pants. Also known to us 80's children as hammerpants.

Canttouchthis…
Too le-git. Too le-git-to-quit…
So then I wondered, where should l wear these pants first? What arena would cherish my new funky find?
NORTHPARK!

Best mall ever.
Fashion and art happily commingling to my delirious delight. Northpark will be my safe haven where I will be free to rock my fashion freedom.

(wearing: J park tee, Humanoid pants, DVF wedges, Marc Jacobs bag, my FAVORITE Alice + Olivia belt/necklace)
Walking through Northpark, I notice how much my DVF "Opal" wedges remind of Jonathan Borofsky's Hammering Men sculptures.


Both are
black, sculptured, and very architectural.
But back to
the hammerpants…
While walking
around, I received 2 snickers, 1 point and stare, and several people
gave me the up-and-down look.
WELL
I knew there would be one store that would
appreciate my fashion-forward pants…
… my mecca,
Neiman Marcus. After stepping through the entrance, I was attacked by a
salesman begging me to tell him where I acquired them. At least he
loved them. Even my own dear Mum laughed when I put them on, but I
don't care…
Life is short,
take risks!!!
So Ladies, wear your harem pants with your head
held high and remember that style is all about what you're comfortable
in. And it also helps that these pants are ridiculously comfy.
Mood – HAMMERTIME
Song - "Indra" by the Thievery Corporation (click to rock out!)
*style note- Pants are available at Gretta Sloane 405-242-4044
dvf opal wedges
