The Juicy Couture tracksuit.  Where do I begin…
Yes, I have several.  Yes, I used to wear them in public.  Do I wear head-to-toe velour anymore?   NO!
Sorry, Dolls, but that was sooo early 2000.  I still do wear my zip-up hoodie and my trackpants – separately – and only to the gym or drive-thru.  For some reason, Juicy continues to put out this tired look.  I really do still love Juicy, and their new line Bird is awesome, but I just think it's time to put the tracksuit to rest – especially the latest adaptation.

Shock and awe, people.  SHOCK AND AAAAAAWE!
What is this???  The ghettoization of Juicy Couture.   When I think of the chain wallet trend, I think back to a time called "the 90s."   It was a simple time when flannel was in and skater boys wore hideous Jenco jeans and everyone cried when Kurt Cobain died.  Let us not return!  We must move forward!   Do you really want this to come back? 

 I think not…

Mood:  90s flashback

Song:  anything by Nirvana, Alice in Chains, or Soundgarden

Do check out Bird!  Very downtown chic!